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Burst Your Bubble

… Kim Kardashian’s body — featured in this here little picture — has not been Photoshopped at all in recent weeks. And hey, do you hear that sound? It’s the sound of a million hearts breaking, as well as the seal off of a super-size tin of Grandma Millie’s All-Purpose Butter Cookies (Made With Lard). EAT UP, FRIENDS. IT’S THE HOLIDAYS AND I KNOW I’LL BE DAMNED IF I LET THESE PICTURES RUIN MY APPETITE.

Kim, you’re still as dumb as a freshly-fired stone (because why?), but there’s no taking it away from you that you’re pretty hot.

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